Vignette: Cigar. PG.

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Zekkass's drabble made me think of Bodyswap. A vignette.

Can't yeh read?

Comments

[eviltigerlily.livejournal.com]

Guh..... That's one way of looking at it. Of course, now I won't be able to get it out my head.

He has no idea how to flare them properly

Oh, how wonderful!

[zekkass.livejournal.com]

I. *is speechless*

One lean, pale finger pointed to the No Smoking sign Rimmer had made the skutters slap over his bunk as soon as he had moved.

A lovely image, along with a gooood point. And I agree with eviltigerlily: He has no idea how to flare them properly is a great line.

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Thank ye! You know, there's a scene in Gods and Monsters, when they're smoking cigars - I might have been influenced. :p Forget what Freud said - a cigar is not just a cigar.

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the feedback! I actually was thinking of Tikka, when Kryten offers Rimmer a cigarette - and of course, then I remembered the signs. Dude doesn't smoke. ;)

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

No, this doesn't cater to any of my kinks. At all. *looks around shiftily*

I Am An Admiral, it sang as he held it nonchalantly in two fingers.
Lovely writing.

He has no idea how to flare them properly
Well, no, he wouldn't. ;)

those eyebrows were not made for condescending arches.
Ah, he just doesn't know how to use them properly. ;)

He could pull it in almost to the glowing tip, now.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh....

True, it was significantly slenderer and a mite bit shorter than what he had all too good a view of, these days, but no substitute is perfect.
EEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhh......

I'm going to go have a quiet lie down somewhere now. Yes.

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Not being in your own body messes up your intended expressions. :D

I thought, wait, Rimmer doesn't smoke... then I thought, what does a cigar look like... Um, would it be wrong of me to comment that Lister only puts in his mouth - er, smokes - cigarettes, and Rimmer only smokes cheroots and cigars?

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha... Oh dear. *sniggers*

(Come to that, when I smoked, I preferred cheroots. No, I'm going to stop thinking about this. Yes. Hm. It's not working.)

[squiggle-bat.livejournal.com]

Oh, wow, erm *blush* that's some interesting imagery *fans self*

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Nothing to see here. Not a thing. There will be no fics revolving around Ace sucking on his cheroot while Lister helped him tie off his suture; there will be no fanfic100 fics playing with Rimmer's "Of course I don't want one!" in Tikka.

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Dear god, with Lister sucking things and Rimmer licking his lips... then put cigars on top of that - yeesh! :D