Vignette: Cigar. PG.

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Zekkass's drabble made me think of Bodyswap. A vignette.

Can't yeh read?

Comments

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

No, this doesn't cater to any of my kinks. At all. *looks around shiftily*

I Am An Admiral, it sang as he held it nonchalantly in two fingers.
Lovely writing.

He has no idea how to flare them properly
Well, no, he wouldn't. ;)

those eyebrows were not made for condescending arches.
Ah, he just doesn't know how to use them properly. ;)

He could pull it in almost to the glowing tip, now.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh....

True, it was significantly slenderer and a mite bit shorter than what he had all too good a view of, these days, but no substitute is perfect.
EEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhh......

I'm going to go have a quiet lie down somewhere now. Yes.

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Not being in your own body messes up your intended expressions. :D

I thought, wait, Rimmer doesn't smoke... then I thought, what does a cigar look like... Um, would it be wrong of me to comment that Lister only puts in his mouth - er, smokes - cigarettes, and Rimmer only smokes cheroots and cigars?

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha... Oh dear. *sniggers*

(Come to that, when I smoked, I preferred cheroots. No, I'm going to stop thinking about this. Yes. Hm. It's not working.)

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Nothing to see here. Not a thing. There will be no fics revolving around Ace sucking on his cheroot while Lister helped him tie off his suture; there will be no fanfic100 fics playing with Rimmer's "Of course I don't want one!" in Tikka.