Drabble-o-matic

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Sorry. Drabble generator.

Lister and Rimmer
by William Shakespeare

Enter Lister

Rimmer appears above at a window

Lister:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the oddity, and Rimmer is the cat.
Arise, unfortunate cat, and snort the meandering GELF.
See, how he leans his nostril upon his arm!
O, that I were a glove upon that arm,
That I might touch that nostril!

Rimmer:
O Lister, Lister! wherefore art thou Lister?
What's in a name? That which we call a toe
By any other name would smell as stylish
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like I had just taken over Irkutsk"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove odd.

Lister:
Swain, by yonder meandering GELF I swear
That tips out to lunch the goited lander--

Rimmer:
O, swear not by the GELF, the greasy GELF,
That oddly changes in its intangible orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise intangible.
Sweet, frightning night! A thousand times frightning night!
Parting is such smegging sorrow,
That I shall say frightning night till it be morrow.

Exit above

Lister:
Sleep dwell upon thy nostril, peace in thine arm!
Would I were sleep and peace, so gratingly to rest!
nasally will I to my unfortunate toe's cell,
Its help to snort, and my stylish toe to tell.

Comments

[shivvlan.livejournal.com]

roflmfao!

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

I had to make that a userpic.

[shivvlan.livejournal.com]

Much love. Theifing, if you don't mind. ^_^

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Maybe take a variant, so we're not identical?

[shivvlan.livejournal.com]

Yay!

[cyber-moggy.livejournal.com]

LOL! I love it!

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

There have to be others. "Is this a Rimmer I see before me, his nostrils toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee!"

[lady-draco.livejournal.com]

There's an element of kink there ... =D

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

'Twas the thought! And if he's soft-light, we get the "I have thee not, but I see thee still..."

[eviltigerlily.livejournal.com]

Ah Yes! Exactly as I remember it!

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Wow, what was The Tempest like for you? :D

[eviltigerlily.livejournal.com]

Exciting. That Wilfred Shakespeare bloke sure can write!

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Wilma was better.

[zekkass.livejournal.com]

*falls over* I will never see Romeo and Juliet in the same light again. X3

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

R/L is so much more OTP than R/J.

Get thee to a smeggery! Why wouldst thou be a breeder of goits? I am myself indifferent honest; but yet I could accuse me of such things that it were better my moon colony had not borne me. I am very proud, revengeful, ambitious, with more offences at my beck than I have thoughts to put them in, imagination to give them shape, or time to act them in. What should such nostriline fellows as I do crawling between Deck 9853243 and Deck 9853245? We are JMC smegheads, all; believe none of us. Go thy ways to a smeggery. Where's your lager?

Sorry, I'm tipsy.

[zekkass.livejournal.com]

Yes. Oh yes. (See, even in death Rimmer comes back to irritate/confort his Lister, wheras Romeo died and stayed dead.)

...I. Tipsy is good, I think. You could rewrite the entire play in Rimmer/Lister-y-ness at this rate. XD

[eviltigerlily.livejournal.com]

*falls of chair*
I love Hamlet. And I love this speech. I think you should extend it, it's brilliant!

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Oh dear, I heard this with the voices. Tee hee!