Gestalt fic: Remedy. NC-17.

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Title: Remedy
Authors: kahvi and roadstergal
Pairings: Rimmer/Lister
Rating: NC-17.
Disclaimer: We do not own them, and we make no money from this.
Note: This is based on noirenails's lovely art. Set between VI and VII.

So this was what it took to make Rimmer finally relax?

Comments

[noirenails.livejournal.com]

Oh my GOD. I think I'm in love <3

*sporfles at Rimmer shouting "Kryten!" in the middle of sex*

"You're sure this will lower my T-count?"
Haaahahaa :D Oh, Listy. And oh, Rimsy. You lovely dorks.

"It's all right. I took his head off,"
*bits lip so as not to explode in giggles*

*ruffles Rimmer's hair because he's adorable and I know he would hate it*

smegging door had smegging opened!
... :O!

He walked over to the console and turned Kryten's head so that it was facing the wall. He turned back. "Now. Where were we?"
That's kind of kinky. Technically, Kryten's as good as clinically dead, but still. Noire approves >:D

*reads a bit*

Oh, hell. Also, HAHAHA.

I know that I'm quoting your comments on my pic, but have you any idea how happy you two have made me? Very! I'm grinning so widely that my face is starting to hurt :D Thank you for writing this fic! It's more than lovely, and I'm kind of proud that it's based on my art :) It's like I'm some, er, very close relative to something amazing and beautiful. ...or perhaps a sperm donor, in this case. Har har :D

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

I know how you feel - that's how I feel when someone does art or writes something based on my stories. 'tis lovely. :)

The T-count thing made me fall off the couch.

Hehehe... Glad the head thing worked. I mean, Rimmer didn't react, but then again, he wouldn't, would he? ;)

I'm glad you liked it. Your pic made me happy. It's the very least we could do in return!

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Sperm donor for fic! I love it!

Mmm... dorks... and mmm... kinks. :D

Thanks for the lovely comments - and of course, the art!

[hlglne.livejournal.com]

I just KNOW that a certain artwork had something to do with the genesis of this fic. But the Cat bringing in Kryten's head was pure genius.

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Yes indeed! I was considering having Kryten come in, and then roadstergal did that. Much better!
Glad you enjoyed it, thanks for feeding back!

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Oh, it did, it did!

And thank you! :D

[lady-draco.livejournal.com]

Three cocks in this one. Well, "cock" rather than cock as plural. Then again, with Cat walking in on the boys, there are three cocks in the room ...

*pause*

ANYWAY!!! :) Lovely stuff guys =D I am well pleased. There were bits in there that made me giggle ;)

Whee!

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Cock

Yay! Glad you likied, thanks for the lovely comment. :D

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Mmmm... cock...

Yay! I am glad you are pleased and giggly. :)

[eviltigerlily.livejournal.com]

Aww, that was just magnificent! How good of Lister, looking after Rimmers health like that.

He considered drawing a Venn diagram when this was all done, with separate colors for each component and for each intersection.

Guhh! Words cannot describe my love for this man. And that image was just perfect.
Kryten *shudders* I love Kryters, I do, but he can be... well... yes. Though it seems like he was the innocent victim this time around. I love the ending - hilarious!
Oh, and wonderful Cat.

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Lister is nice like that. Looking after Rimmer, looking after Kryten. Erm. But in very different ways.

I couldn't help myself (http://www.saers.com/~kat/venfinished.JPG).

Some great Cat antics from the roadstergal there, yes. :)

Glad you enjoyed it, thank you! :D

[noirenails.livejournal.com]

Oh dear.

*saves the diagram*

:D

The sad thing is. I think he really would make something like that. And try to explain it to Lister. And be (entirely unhelpfully!) distracted from his rant by a mass of horny listerness. Yes, poor Rimmer. No respect for his hard work at all.

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Mmm... Mass of horny Listerness...

[eviltigerlily.livejournal.com]

Is it bad that the diagram makes me almost as happy as the fic?

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

It sure made me happy!

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Isn't he self-sacrificing? That paragraph of Kat's made me laugh.

Aw, thank you for the lovely feedback!

[thoraarwin.livejournal.com]

I haven't read RD fic for aaaages and this just made me realise how much I miss it!*loves your fic* Thank you!*heads off to read more*

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Wonderful - thank you very much! :D

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Ooo, glad this brought you back with happiness! Thanks for the feedback. :)

[tawg.livejournal.com]

He considered drawing a Venn diagram when this was all done, with separate colors for each component and for each intersection.
So much love. So very much that I suspect Lister is feeling threatened. Yes, that much love.

The lack of taste was still odd, but familiar
Eee!

I adored so much of this: Lister using science for seduction, the Cat's cameo, Kryten's combustion. And, of course, Rimmer's extreme paranoia of Kryten.

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Hee! I'm betting Lister is kinda happy you are in a different universe from him right now. ;)

Yes, that diagram, eh? (http://www.saers.com/~kat/venfinished.JPG)

It's always funny when Kryten combusts. I don't know why, but it is. Glad you enjoyed it, thanks for the lovely feedback!

[tawg.livejournal.com]

...*dies*

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Aw, thank you! Yes, I love all of the boys, so any chance to have them all make a... er... contribution to the fic...

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Just got to thinking - this here lyric is one of the reasons why I like the name "Remedy". I feel it's somehow... Well. In case you don't know it:

I saw fireworks from the freeway
And behind closed eyes I cannot make them go away
'Cause you were born on the fourth of july, freedom ring
Now something on the surface it stings
I said something on the surface
Well it kind of makes me nervous
Who says that you deserve this
And what kind of god would serve this?
We will cure this dirty old disease
If you've got the poison I've got the remedy


The remedy is the experience.
This is a dangerous liaison
I say the comedy is that it's serious.
This is a strange enough new play on words
I say the tragedy is how you're gonna spend
The rest of your nights with the light on
So shine the light on all of your friends
When it all amounts to nothing in the end.


I won't worry my life away.

I won't worry my life away.


I heard two men talking on the radio
In a cross fire kind of reality show
Uncovering the ways to plan the next big attack
They were counting down the ways to stab
The brother in the be right back after this
The unavoidable kiss, where the minty fresh
Death breath is sure to outlast this catastrophy
Dance with me, because if you've got the poison,
I've got the remedy

The remedy is the experience.
This is a dangerous liaison
I say the comedy is that it's serious.
This is a strange enough new play on words
I say the tragedy is how you're gonna spend
The rest of your nights with the light on
So shine the light on all of your friends
When it all amounts to nothing in the end.


I won't worry my life away.

I won't worry my life away.


When I fall in love I take my time
There's no need to hurry when I'm making up my mind
You can turn off the sun but I'm still gonna shine and I'll tell you why

Because

The remedy is the experience.
This is a dangerous liaison
I say the comedy is that it's serious.
This is a strange enough new play on words
I say the tragedy is how you're gonna spend
The rest of your nights with the light on
So shine the light on all of your friends
When it all amounts to nothing in the end.

I won't worry my life away.

I won't worry my life away.

I won't and I won't and I won't