Drabble

[beetle-breath.livejournal.com]

For the World Slash Appreciation Day, I present to you an angsty, slightly slashy drabble about one Arnold Judas Rimmer. It's exactly 100 words, so that might explain why it ends funny.



Arnold Judas Rimmer hadn’t meant to do a lot of things. He hadn’t meant to be such a disappointment for his parents. He hadn’t meant to fail the Astronavigation exam thirteen times. He hadn’t meant to cause the accident. He hadn’t meant to kill almost all of the Red Dwarf crew. And he most certainly hadn’t meant to like Dave smegging Lister of all people. David Lister was scumy, slobby, messy grease stain on the shirt of the human race, and yet Rimmer would found himself waking up with a mess in his bed and the dreadlocked man in his thoughts.

Comments

[laurenthemself]

I appreciate your slash. :-D

[beetle-breath.livejournal.com]

Danke!