Drabble: Lager - PG-13 - R/L

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Title: Lager
Pairing: Rimmer/Lister
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I don't own Red Dwarf, Grant/Naylor does. I make no money from this.
Spoilers: Legion
Notes: Just a little pornish, fluffy drabble, because frankly, I felt the world needed it today. :)




"I smegging hate lager," Rimmer grumbled, feeling Lister nod in reply.

"Mmm... know," Lister said, or at least that's what it sounded like to Rimmer.

"And I hate sloppy eaters. You know I do." His voice cracked a little with the effort.

Vague mumbling sounds came in reply.

"So... what I'm... what I'm saying is... you'd better get it all off. Beer gets sticky when you leave it like that, is what I'm saying. And if you think I'm doing this again any ti..."

But then Lister swallowed him whole, and there was nothing more to be said, really.

Comments

[skyblue-reverie.livejournal.com]

Ha! I love it. And you're so right, the world does need more fluffy porn right now. Especially when it's this good.

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Thank you very much! Though I feel guilty about the angst that will be coming up soon... Eeep!

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Aww, sweet - in a cheeky way, of course.

Lovely!!

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Just the way I like it, ma'am. Thank you! :)

[queen-fiend.livejournal.com]

Oh my! So perfect and...sexy. :D