Haiku

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Hello! Since I had such a fun time over at roadstergal's journal, and posted some haiku-style poetry, I decided to put it up over here.

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Fic: Walls - R/L - NC-17

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Title: Walls
Authors: roadstergal & kahvi
Pairing: Rimmer/Lister
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: We don't own Red Dwarf. We make no money from this. Otherwise, we'd be rich.
Spoilers: Legion
Warnings: Mild/Very mild BDSM
Notes: First, I wrote Blue. Then roadstergal wrote Ache. And then the two of us wrote this, which I have the honor of presenting to you good people today! Yay slash. Sorry... I'm just in a good mood. :)

Will we fight and smash guitars and noses for fifty, sixty years?

Brillo-pad pairings

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That is to say, pairings that make me feel like I need to use said product on my brain.

I'd love to see if someone can do something fun with them, though, so I will post them as a challenge.
Lister/Hollister. (I do respect ya - seah.)
Ace/Duane. (One triple-thick condom... you never know...)
Professor Cat (Only The Good...)/Kryten.
Captain Air Cool Platini/Rimmer. (We are a ship of... *stroke hair* superhumans.)
Any High/The same Low. (The part of you that lusts after meaningless sex...)
Kryten/Rimmer. (I just want you to know - I never liked you.)
Kryten/Kochanski. (For some reason, I need powdered cleanser along with the Brillo on that one.)
Ackerman/Kill Crazy. (And some bleach.)

Edit: Add Rimmer/Legion-as-Rimmer.

FIC: Holoporn

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Title: Holoporn
Author: Fia Reynne
Rating: R
Pairing: Rimmer/Platini, Navarro/Platini, Binks/Platini, Crane/Pushkin
Summary: Rimmer sleeps his way into a position on board the Enlightenment, only to realise how much he would miss Lister.
Note: Originally published on or around September 30, 2001 under the pen name "Dervla Nightshade."
Disclaimers: If they were mine do you think I'd just write about them? HELL NO! In other words, I do not own any small part of the characters or the idea of Red Dwarf.


( Hercule, you slut you. )