reddwarfslash | Dog Attack

Title: Dog Attack
Summary: Slashy drabble set during ‘Future Echoes’. The feline strikes back!
Rating: PG

“Grrrrrrragh! Dog attack!” Cat cried as he jumped on top of Lister, pinning him to the ground. The human gave a grunt of surprise and grabbed Cat by the shoulder, holding him slightly above his own body, his best option of fending him off.

“What are you doing?” he exclaimed, staring up at the feline in alarm.

Cat grinned innocently at him; Lister caught a glance of a chipped cap. “You broke my tooth. I’ll fix it up in a mo, but I’m getting my revenge on you first.” Running his fingers teasingly through Lister’s dreadlocks, he used his other hand to apply a slight, though not forceful, pressure on Lister’s throat.

“I was only trying to save meself,” Lister protested feebly, as Cat’s hand slid down from his hair, across his neck and collarbone and onto his stomach. Any further conflict between the two was halted when Rimmer came fully into the room, looking both confused and disgusted.

“Would you pair of lovebirds cut it out?” the hologram scowled at them. “You’re making me sick.”

Fin.