[identity profile] tsukinobun.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] reddwarfslash
Yes, "Ode" is spelled wrong on purpose. ;)

Owd to Smeghead (G)
Lister/Rimmer
Sonnet
Humor-ish
Notes: I've been tempted to write a slash sonnet. Silly and perhaps fluffy.


Owd to Rimmer  Smeghead

Your shtupid hair is drivin' me right mad,

It’s where me eyes go, ‘stead of lookin’ straight.

But, smeg! The ruddy curls never lie flat!

Yer dead, you should control it better, mate.

It’s not me fault, I don’t wanna be rude,

And stare like, at your smeggin’ “H”, yeh know?

Cause then I start to daydream, yeah? And brood,

About what stuff yer holoclothes don’t show.

Is there a map of freckles on yer back

That spells a name, a dirty word, or phrase?

Them thoughts pervade, I look away. I lack

The strength to fight them more and more these days.

I bet yeh don’t have any smeggin’ clue

How much I try to keep me eyes off you.


~~~~<3

Date: 2009-03-30 06:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dauphkantus.livejournal.com
^________^

Date: 2009-03-30 07:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tits-teapot.livejournal.com
This is genius! ^_^

Date: 2009-03-30 07:25 am (UTC)

Date: 2009-03-30 07:26 am (UTC)

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