reddwarfslash | CONTEST: Rarepairs and Crackpairs (Reply)

A few people commented to my last post asking about a rare pairing contest and the notion tickled my fancy, so.

reddwarfslash Rare and Crack Pairings Fic Contest

Pairings must NOT be Lister/Rimmer. This includes alternate universe versions of both of them. Other than that, anything goes.
Entries are to be submitted as posts to this comm by Sunday 31st of May.
Entries are to be marked in the header as a contest entry, and should be labelled as either a rarepair or a crackpair. It is the author's discretion which category their story belongs in, but for example I would call Lister/Cat a rarepair and Cat/Talkie Toaster (now there's one I don't think anyone's done) as a crackpair.
The term 'pair' does NOT mean you are limited to two people.
Being as this is a slash comm, I would expect slashiness, but if you end up with a three(or more)some and a person of the opposite gender is included, that's fine.
Original characters do not count towards the pairing.

Once the closing date has passed, entries will be put into a poll and voted on, and the winners will receive nifty banners proudly proclaiming their rare or crack pairing prowess.

Go nuts!