Waiting for the Jump

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Title: Waiting for the Jump (1&2/7)
Rating: PG
Pairing: Rimmer/Lister
Summary: In which Rimmer has an attack of doubt and then gets an Urge
Spoilers: Stoke Me A Clipper, Emohawk: Polymorph II
Disclaimer: I don't own Red Dwarf. If I did, I'd make a spin-off about Ace jumping through dimensions and meeting multiple Listers...it'd be a lot like this fic, actually.
Notes: This fic comes entirely from me wanting to write a cracky fic where Rimmer meets a version of the crew who are pirates (they'd have Parrot instead of Cat, it'd be awesome). But then I ended writing something vaguely serious...sorry bout that.

Part 1

Part 2