Fic: "Two-Card Dud" - PG-13

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Title: “Two-Card Dud”
Rating: PG-13
Red Dwarf chars. Rimmer, Lister; unrequited slash
Disclaimer: I don’t earn any profit off of this writing, nor own the characters. Cheers!
Spoilers: “Dimension Jump,” “Emohawk” (“Rimmerworld” helps, but this is set right before that episode)
Summary: A bookend of sorts to my story Smokin’ Aces, but from Rimmer’s POV … 600 years earlier, as it were.
A/N: Thanks as always to metalkatt for reading it over and giving me the benefit of her longer time in fandom to help me figure these guys out somewhat. (As if that’s possible …)
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The first thing he’d done had been to fix that bloody dead squirrel of a rug the freed larva had fashioned from his hologrammatic programming and put his own far more acceptable short haircut back to rights.