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[slinkhard.livejournal.com]

So, there's a webcomic (now in retirement) called A Softer World. Fans of all kinds of media have created remixes for it, in which the words and graphic style are applied to other fandoms (I have a bunch of different examples on my tumblr tag.

I was thinking a bunch of them applied to Red Dwarf and wondered whether people had suggestions for specific caps/caps of the show/the ability to use something more complicated than Paint.



788 - I don’t believe each person has just one true love, / but sometimes we don’t have enough time / to find another

449 - I wish you were dead. But then I would hate myself / for waiting by your grave instead of the phone

960 - Mmm, girl. I’m gonna fuck you so hard / you’ll think I’m weird. Like, maybe I’ve never / done this before

988 - You seem so happy / without me. Maybe I would be / happy without me, too

968 - Don’t let anyone tell you / how to live your life. Hey. Are you listening to me?

1113 - i don’t know / what the fuck / true love even is but i do want / to hang out with you for basically the rest / of my life

800 - I’m the best there is / at what I do, and what I do / is think about / my mistakes

816 - This is the way the world ends / not with a bang but only because explosions / don’t make sound in space

875 - Would you rather / live forever or figure out / how to live now

705 - It freaks me out when I think / about how big the universe is. Just so big and growing bigger, / exploding outward constantly / in all directions, so no, I don’t care / how fast I was going, / officer

213 - yes, now you’re prettier, you’re happier all the time, but i liked it better when your eyes were crooked Where’s the bitter wall-eyed girl I fell for? (dimension jump/smoke me a)

923 - I feel like someone has left my cage open and I hate myself for not running (smoke me a)

895 - If every possible universe exists somewhere in the infinity / of space and time, then a universe must exist where / I have all the same memories right up / until the moment I died on this earth, / but where I don?t die. I live on, and / I don?t even know that dozens of me / have already died, using these thoughts / to calm their final moments (smoke me a)

62 - when we die, / we come back / different, like, with greener eyes, or as some far off star (smoke me a)

1047 - A friend will help you move. A best friend wouldn’t / have asked you to go (smoke me a)

287 - I found a camera / that shows the / future and a radio / that plays alien / music everything is so great / since you left (blue)

337 - At first I was angry / you had fallen in love / with someone else but you seem / so happy now I didn’t even know / you were sad (blue, Kochanski/lister)

292 - I hate trying / to put my desire / into words when my body / knows exactly / what to say. Come home (blue)

9 - I was so sure my search would end when I found god / But then I couldn’t find my car keys / And my cat ran away (waiting)

917 - We talk in the dark / as we fall asleep and we are objects in / the night sky outside of time (waiting for god)

1007 - I’m in love with / the you I wish you were. / I only stay with you / because you look like him (dimension jump)

1104 - I’m terrified I will / meet my clone / and treat myself / the way I treat / everyone else (dimension jump)

392 - I don’t know anything / about death. / Except I feel certain / that I’ll get to try again. / Game over. / Continue? / I know that’s not / what happens / in real life, / but I know / all sorts of things / that I don’t believe (back to reality)

653 - I figure if you / have a suicide pact then you have / a good enough pal that you don’t / need to suicide! (back to reality)
This is how the world ends, not with a bang, but with a meticulously-scheduled series of events designed by revenge-minded octopuses (back to reality)

It’s not really an exposition dump if a character is reading it off a futuristic device (back to reality)

1120 - I hacked into your heart, but I didn’t mean / for you to love me, I was just a bored kid (thanks for the memory)

898 - Imagine how happy / you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy / you might be (thanks for the memory)

461 - I have found a way / to watch video in / your head. High definition, / with instant replay. It is called having regrets (thanks for the memory)

If you can dream it, you can be petrified in horror by it (better than life)

285 - There are plenty of fish in the sea / if I run out of women (better than life)

702 - Every year / on the anniversary / of his death I visit my father’s grave to make sure it took (better than life)

22 - I’m afraid to go on this mission, afraid of sabotage of system failure / but when I tried to tell my mother / she smiled so wide and said “my son the astronaut” (better than life)

1064 - here’s to a long life and dead friends (balance of power/out of time)

809 - “I want you inside me,” would be a way better sext if I knew who this was (balance of power)

1073 - I have loved / since you. But when the new paint / gets scratched, there you are / underneath (balance of power, ace, nano)

769 - Don’t get angry, get some snacks and go to the movies! (me2)

557 - Ok, ok, you don’t / think ‘threepover’ / is funny. / But I still want to / sleep with you both. / How do we make this right? (me2)
By a show of hands, how many of you collect extremities? (the inquisitor)

727 - I’m tired / of being a dinosaur. Let’s be meteors (out of time, back s10)

1164 - Live every day like you already died (back s10)

897 - You’ve made my life / a living hell. Everyone good is here (demons and angels)

1173 - I am learning to appreciate the / simple things like you (legion touch, thanks speech)

537 - I would totally / make out with / my clone! / If it was okay / with him. / No pressure (rimmerworld)

666 - If you died, / I would go through hell / to bring you back. / That would be easy. / I’m not sure how to deal / with us just / drifting apart (back to earth)

1057 - Looking at you is like / looking in a mirror except I like what I see (bodyswap)

269 - My new years resolution is to find a better hobby. But not tonight. Tonight I am going to vomit under that couch (dad)

1091 - There’s nothing more boring than every single / fucking thing (timeslides)

807 - When you smile at me / my heart races. I thought you were dead! (back in the red)

1176 - When we die, the best part of us / lives on. The metadata (psirens)

723 - Being stuck / in the 'friend zone’ is actually really nice. Who couldn’t / use more friends? (only the good)

348 - The first joke / every idiot makes / is “which one of you / is the dad?” I guess it’s me, though. I’m the one who always / punches the prick / and regrets it (parallel universe)

526 - Ten years of / astronaut training so I can install / signage? “You just proved / moon advertising works.” (intro)

505 - It is so satisfying / to pop a zit sometimes I wish / I could do that to my whole head (justice)

Comments

[rosecathy1.livejournal.com]

Wow, thank you for compiling this! No time right now to look closely, but 788 jumps out as being suitable for Thanks for the Memory, either Rimmer being drunk and sad or his "memories" of Lise*.

[janamelie.livejournal.com]

Ooh, interesting. I'll need to give it some thought. :)