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I'm so ashamed. :D
This emerged from a late-night slash chat with
kahvi and
lady_draco.
It was dashed off really quickly, so concrit welcome.
"Even a computer with an IQ of 6000 makes mistakes now and then, whot?"
This emerged from a late-night slash chat with
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It was dashed off really quickly, so concrit welcome.
"Even a computer with an IQ of 6000 makes mistakes now and then, whot?"
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Date: 2006-03-21 08:17 pm (UTC)putting his booted feet on the control panel in-between two keyboards.
I have no idea what it is, but boots-on-cosole always makes me go "squee". For I am a strange, strange woman...
Fresh-o-Scent - with scently freshness! Available at all JMC outlets.
Self-contained light-bee, eh? I've gone another route in the fic I'm writing... Your way is better, but I can't change mine, or the plot falters. :p
I love the idea of a JMC standard massage and sexual activity.
better than spit-polishing a pair of regulation JMC technician's boots.
*snigger*
Perfect ending. And you know, I was thinking, as Rimmer failed to be able to think the word "penis" or equivalent, how much I was like him, in that respect. So him ending up hiding under the bed gave me an extra laugh. ;)
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Date: 2006-03-21 08:32 pm (UTC)We'll be the judge of that! *waits for the next product of the late-night slashfest*
It strikes me as a very Lister thing to do - plop his feet on the table - but ever since you mentioned that it floated your boat, I think "Kahvi!" whenever I write that move. ;)
Penis is a very silly word. But it's an awfully silly organ, after all. ;) I remember, the first time I saw Red Dwarf, I commented to Jay that Rimmer got orders of magnitude more action after his death. So here's another chapter in his sex life... er, sex death!
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Date: 2006-03-21 08:59 pm (UTC)And aaww... :)
You know, that reminds me of something Craig said in the commentaries to... I think it was "Balance of Power" (I've been capping it recently); "I'm the last man in the universe, and the dead guy gets laid more than I do. I mean... Is there something yer trying to tell me guys (Rob&Doug)?"
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Date: 2006-03-21 09:02 pm (UTC)Yeah, that always cracked me up. Apparently, he was always whinging about wanting to snog good-looking women, so they gave him psirens and GELFs and zombies to snog. Apparently, kissing Chris was the "If you keep whinging...!"
I like to think that he whinged on purpose after that ultimatum. ;)
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Date: 2006-03-21 09:34 pm (UTC)OK, I need to calm down and finish making dinner. ;)
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Date: 2006-03-21 09:08 pm (UTC)Oh my!!! .... oily, invisible fingers started prodding... - I started to giggle at that. Rimmer hiding under the bunk - how cute!
Very nice matey. Very nice indeed!
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Date: 2006-03-21 09:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-22 03:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-22 05:46 pm (UTC)But he's so entertaining when you put him into strange situations!
(He's glaring now.)
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Date: 2006-08-02 09:42 pm (UTC)"Like the time you forgot to give me a uniform, and I had to walk around naked for two days? I felt like a right prat, trying to cover my jollies with my hands for two days straight. Lister kept insisting I salute."
"We hit a meteor storm. I had other things on me mind."
Um, just wondering, are you planning to take this anywhere?
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Date: 2006-08-02 09:53 pm (UTC)I wrote it as a cheap joke, but hmmmm... now I'm thinking, maybe.
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Date: 2006-08-03 12:48 pm (UTC)Even if you don't, there's still the mental images. Either way I'm happy.