C/R drabble

[squiggle-bat.livejournal.com]

I just realised that I'd never actually seen any Cat/Rimmer stories around anywhere. Trying to think of semi-plausible scenarios broke my brain, until I hit upon this:

Title: If only
Set: After Legion, season 6
Disclaimer: I do not own Red Dwarf, nor do I make any money from this

Edited because semi-plausible scenarios make far more sense than plausible semi-scenarios

If only he’d locked the door before experimenting with his new hard light drive.  If only he’d not gotten so carried away once he found Kochanski’s physical parameters still in his light bee.  If only his self respect was a smidgen higher, his craving for physical contact marginally less.  If only he’d not been caught red handed by the one person who wouldn’t question his luck at finding a strange, naked woman aboard ship.

If only that roughened tongue working upon his unfamiliar nether regions wasn’t so divine, Rimmer would never be wondering how to make this a regular occurance.

Comments

[swing-set.livejournal.com]

Cat/Rimmer, eh? There's a really wonderful one up on oblique publications' website here:
http://www.oblique-publications.net/oblique.html
It's so great. ;)
I will say nothing but "ridges". *snerk*

[squiggle-bat.livejournal.com]

Oooooooooooooooh *runs off to read*

[shivvlan.livejournal.com]

*traumatized*

Good job finding a senerio...but ew =P

[cyber-moggy.livejournal.com]

ROFL! I like it! lol!!! Oh, dear! I can imagine that happening very, very easily!

Mog.

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Aww... Poor Arn!

[lady-draco.livejournal.com]

*squeak* Dearie me. Hee. :)

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

That's disturbing and delightful!

[squiggle-bat.livejournal.com]

It's responses like these that keep me going :D

There's a little drabbly sequel here (http://squiggle-bat.livejournal.com/3044.html) if anyone's interested.

[kirke-novak.livejournal.com]

OMG! I'm blind! I'm blind! That's evil! YAAAAAAAAAAY more!!!! XD XD XD