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This drabble comes after If Only but before Tongues, and is from Lister's POV

Rating: Rish, slash het something sexual anyway
Disclaimer: I neither own Red Dwarf nor make any money from my drabbling



Lister always knew his curiosity would be his downfall, but luck had been with him until the fateful night he heard those feminine moans emanating from Rimmer’s room. Just a quick peek, but it was enough to take in the horrific scene:

Cat, kneeling between the legs of a woman, lapping merrily.

The woman, her face, her arching body so achingly familiar, except for one thing:

That H.

H for Hologram.

H for Rimmer.

Rimmer, wearing Kochanski’s body.

Rimmer, moaning and writhing and panting and...

It was a long time before Kryten could coax Lister out from behind the boiler.

Date: 2006-05-11 08:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kirke-novak.livejournal.com
Neraly, almost het!Pr0nography before going to bed. Marvelous :D I'd say 'poor Listy' but I won't!

Date: 2006-05-11 08:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kahvi.livejournal.com
Why not! Poor Dave! The trauma! The traumaaaa!

*hugs Dave and tries to comfort him*

;)

Date: 2006-05-11 08:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kahvi.livejournal.com
I hate how much I've come to like these, lol! Hehehe... Well done indeed!

Date: 2006-05-11 08:51 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] zekkass.livejournal.com
Hee! Wonderful!

Date: 2006-05-11 08:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kirke-novak.livejournal.com
Erm... comforting Listy might not be a good idea considering that... ermmm... *points at Rimmer standing in a corner* *whispers* he has a hamser and is not affraid to use it

Date: 2006-05-11 08:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kirke-novak.livejournal.com
dunno, afraid to ask but it has TEETH! O_o

Date: 2006-05-11 10:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] roadstergal.livejournal.com
*looks at userpic*

Date: 2006-05-11 10:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] roadstergal.livejournal.com
It is so naughty. And I love it.

Date: 2006-05-11 10:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-draco.livejournal.com
*grins*

Hee!

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