Yet another slashy drabble!

[squiggle-bat.livejournal.com]

cross posted to my journal: squiggle_bat

This drabble comes after If Only but before Tongues, and is from Lister's POV

Rating: Rish, slash het something sexual anyway
Disclaimer: I neither own Red Dwarf nor make any money from my drabbling

Lister always knew his curiosity would be his downfall, but luck had been with him until the fateful night he heard those feminine moans emanating from Rimmer’s room. Just a quick peek, but it was enough to take in the horrific scene:

Cat, kneeling between the legs of a woman, lapping merrily.

The woman, her face, her arching body so achingly familiar, except for one thing:

That H.

H for Hologram.

H for Rimmer.

Rimmer, wearing Kochanski’s body.

Rimmer, moaning and writhing and panting and...

It was a long time before Kryten could coax Lister out from behind the boiler.

Comments

[kirke-novak.livejournal.com]

Erm... comforting Listy might not be a good idea considering that... ermmm... *points at Rimmer standing in a corner* *whispers* he has a hamser and is not affraid to use it

[squiggle-bat.livejournal.com]

.....

My mind is still in filth mode. I dare not enquire what the hampster is for.

When you say he's not afraid to use it, do you mean on the comforter, on Lister, or on himself?

[kirke-novak.livejournal.com]

dunno, afraid to ask but it has TEETH! O_o

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

*looks at userpic*