Fic - Turning. Rimmer/Lister. PG-13
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reddwarfslashFinally finishing one of my arcs (maybe) - the one with Lone, Aftermath, and Tenacity (links within). Spoilers through Tikka To Ride. Concrit always welcomed.
"Well, that's better'n tryin' to stick a fridge in me."
I did want to toss up my own thoughts on some unanswered bits from canon:
-Why they didn't pop back into deep sleep when it became obvious that they couldn't head Red Dwarf off at the pass.
-Why Lister neatened up so much between VI and VII.
-What happened to the time-drive after Tikka.
"Well, that's better'n tryin' to stick a fridge in me."
I did want to toss up my own thoughts on some unanswered bits from canon:
-Why they didn't pop back into deep sleep when it became obvious that they couldn't head Red Dwarf off at the pass.
-Why Lister neatened up so much between VI and VII.
-What happened to the time-drive after Tikka.
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Date: 2006-05-17 07:03 am (UTC)Also good work in coming up with the fillers for a few plot holes in canon though, didn't Lister have sex in season two? With himself, yes, but he got pregnant so it was still, technically, sex.
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Date: 2006-05-17 07:07 am (UTC)Danke!
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Date: 2006-05-17 08:41 am (UTC)Lister fathers self, Lister has sex with self, Lister has twins.
o_O I can't even begin to imagine what relationship that gives them all. Specially if we assume female Lister runs through the same senerio.
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Date: 2006-05-17 03:51 pm (UTC)Does it bother anyone else that Lister tries to get into Kochanski's pants after he finds out she's his mum? :p
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Date: 2006-05-17 10:48 pm (UTC)Then again it might just be because I don't think they make a very good pairing.
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No, it's definately the incest =|
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Date: 2006-05-17 08:44 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-05-17 08:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-17 03:53 pm (UTC)It always gets me - I mean, compare the longjohns in that scene in Legion when Lister opens his jumpsuit for the appendectomy to his longjohns in any scene in VII - they go sparkly white! And look at his room in the beginning of Oroborous. He was spiffin' up for someone, IMO.
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Date: 2006-05-17 04:01 pm (UTC)*points at your icon* So... um... has a copy? Will share? :P
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Date: 2006-05-17 04:03 pm (UTC)Anything I put in an icon post (http://roadstergal.livejournal.com/20617.html) is game. :)
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Date: 2006-05-17 04:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-17 04:10 pm (UTC)My next TR fic will be Lara finding that warehouse, dammit!
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Date: 2006-05-17 04:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-17 04:49 pm (UTC)I'll come up with a better caption when I'm not at work. You know, I don't like PS/Imageready CS (work) as much as 5.0/2.0 (home).
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Date: 2006-05-17 06:24 pm (UTC)Actually, I don't have to pretend. *bangs head against keyboard as the point of your post whizzes right overhead* *two hours later, reaches back and catches it*
I have an excuse, I do. Two major crises and one minor crisis were awaiting at work, and I grabbed a slice of cold pizza for brekkie and got very sick.
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Date: 2006-05-18 01:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-17 08:32 am (UTC)Hee! Lister wooing Rimmer. *sigh* That's so sweet ... :D
Okay I almost died with:
Rimmer came first, but was almost immediately erect again; Lister had to wonder if this was inherent to Rimmer, or some side effect of the hard-light drive.
Wouldn't we all love a man like that ...
Good job, Caz. =D
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Date: 2006-05-17 03:54 pm (UTC)Heh - I've never had one like that. They've mostly just stayed up for the indicated duration (and more). 'Twould be intriguing to try out, I have to admit. I wanted to play with how Crane said he did the sex thang. :)
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Date: 2006-05-18 12:37 pm (UTC)Wonderful! Wonderful, excellent Lister, adorable Rimmer; just prefect.
"Super... duper... drive... thing." Rimmer enunciated the words with care as he made a note on the inner back cover of his book. Lister stuck his tongue out.
Beyond cute. Captures the chemistry between them perfectly.
Licking Rimmer's neck... Gah!
"Hands off of the spats, you bitch!" he hissed, eyes shut, swiping blindly with his sharp nails.
*snigger*
Sometimes they would kiss, sometimes deeply; those times, Lister had to wank to get back to sleep, and he desperately hoped that Rimmer did, as well.
Oh, the delightful mental images...
"Yeah, man," he replied, feeling, somehow, responsible for this baring; as if he had been entrusted with something that was beyond his ability to adequately care for.
*nods* Yeah. He would feel that. But that's why they are right for one another; Lister cares.
Rimmer's back as the other man finished what Lister counted as his third round in what he estimated to be about fifteen minutes. He filed that datum for future reference.
*inner Lister grunts* "Oh right; so THIS Arn can do that', but the ones that were with me climax when ya breathe on 'em!" *sulks*
Oh shut up Dave! *takes notes* Verry interesting... ;)
Wonderful Cat in the end. He would smell it, wouln't he? Happy ending! YAY! :D
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Date: 2006-05-18 03:58 pm (UTC)the ones that were with me climax when ya breathe on 'em!
Well, so did this one; he just popped it back up again... :)
Oh, you know Cat knows. Of course, Danny knows, too... *beats RPS back with a stick*