Ficlet: Blackmail. PG. R/K.

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Erm, sorry. This is a late-night, very short crackfic. It's based on this haiku by zekkass. Concrit always welcome, if there can be such a thing for this fic besides 'burn it.'
Gapfiller for Out Of Time. A bit of non-con.

Every minute spent in such close quarters with the mechanoid was one minute too long.

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[kahvi.livejournal.com]

*cough* Yes. Indeed! Might wanna put a "mild non-con" warning on this one. *shakes head* What we put poor Arn through, eh?

Kryten paused to ponder this. "Yes, you have a point, darling."
Oh fuck no. No, no, no.

Rimmer swore he could feel his penis retracting into his body.
I know how he feels. You know. In a manner of speaking.

"Shall I replay this scene for Mister Lister on my chest monitor, or just provide him with a detailed oral report?"
Hah! Oh yeah. They all know, Arn. Get with the program.

*giggles* This was fun. In a bad, bad sort of way.

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I bet Lister wants to give Rimmer a detailed oral report... *cough*

I dunno what it is about me and this... er... 'pairing.' :p

Thankee for feedback!