Red Dwarf Slash

Title: Crime and Punishment
Author: Lauren (notalwaysweak)
Rating: Explicit, NC-17, R18+, what have you.
Warnings: None, unless you're particularly averse to BDSM as a thing.
Pairing: Rimmer/Lister
Word Count: 2639
Summary: PWP. 123 counts of insulting a superior technician, 39 counts of dereliction of duty, 84 counts of general insubordination, and one count of mutiny require a lot of restitution. Rimmer/Lister, D/s and S/M, pre-established relationship.
Disclaimer: Red Dwarf characters belong to Grant Naylor Productions and, even after fourteen years of writing in this fandom, I am still not making any money off these works of fan fiction. All thanks to smaych for her wonderful beta; I think I fixed everything but if any mistakes remain they are mine and not hers. As Stephen King would say (paraphrased), for what's right, thank her, for what's wrong, blame me. She unstuck me from page two and got me to the end.

The link takes you to AO3; you can comment here or there, I don't mind.

Title: Fetish

Author: Princess Lauren

Rating: PG

Summary: Short, wildly OOC (or is it?) ficlet. Cat/Lister implied, Rimmer/Lister also implied (am taking bets on how many people will want to see this continued). The first bit was inspired by seeing my cat Cedric playing with a piece of string; the rest comes from the odd semantic connections that form my mind. My first RD slash one-shot since 2004, so forgive me if it's a bit rough.

Dedication: To fiareynne, as ever.

( Fetish. )