Red Dwarf Slash

So I have this great framing device for a fic. Got it all down from beginning to end, and the basic nature of the story within. But the thing is, I'm stumped for details. In short, I need some help from you strapping young RD slashers! This is your chance to get... Erm... Bits of a story... Written about just what you like! Without having to write it yourself, natch.

In short, I need ideas for a storyline that:

- Is Rimmer/Lister
- Ends with the two of them hooking up in some way
- Preferably involves first-time-sex/kiss/whatever, but not nessecarily

And I need WILD ideas; the more the merrier. Even just one-word prompts. I'd really apreciate it! :D

- Kat

EDIT: I've just decided, to make it more fun and challenging for myself, that I will include every single suggestion posted here. Even if they contradict one another. I'll just have to make it work. ;)