Fic: Tea - G

[smaych.livejournal.com]

Title: Tea
Pairing: Lister/Rimmer - if you look at it like it's a magic eye picture
Rating: G
Disclaimer: I don't own Red Dwarf or make any money.
Spoilers: Legion
Notes: Many thanks to kahvi for all the help and advice - priceless as always.



Rimmer found even the act of making a cup of tea the most relaxing part of his day. Holding the hot mug in his hands and blowing on the surface, the steam rushing away from his breath as it never did when he was soft light, he always felt several steps closer to sanity.

In moments like those everything was quiet and calm. In moments like those Rimmer could almost believe, just for a minute, just until Lister appeared, reeking of lager and with breath that could melt ice caps, that there was still an iota of civilisation left in the universe, and that he was part of it.

"You know, Lister, tea takes time to make. It's not instant gratification. It also takes some degree of skill and precision. The water should only have been boiled once. Then the tea should be steeped but not stewed. There should always be milk – but there should never be too much milk."

Lister stopped in the doorway to Starbug's tiny kitchen area. "Eh?"

“Tea, Lister. It's one of a class of beverages I like to think of as not beer. I don't expect you to have heard of it.”

Rimmer regarded the lager in Lister's hands. He wrinkled his nose, pursing his lips in disgust. Lister was looking at him as if he'd gone mad. Rimmer held up the hot, freshly-brewed cup, as if to illustrate his point.

“This, Listy, is an appropriate morning drink.”

Lister straightened in the doorway and ambled towards him, lips curved up on one side in that bizarre half-smile he had. Rimmer took a few steps backwards, by instinct, hitting the edge of the kitchen unit. Lister stopped in front of him, their toes just about touching, and slowly dipped two fingers into the warm tea cup before noisily licking the tea off them. He shrugged.

“Tastes like cardboard to me, mate.”

Before Rimmer could respond, he had disappeared back into the midsection to resume his noxious breakfast. Rimmer stared at his ruined tea and sighed. How could he ever have expected Lister to understand?

Comments

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Jesus Christmas, woman... fingers in tea!! The evocativeness! I love the way this turned out. So subtle. Lovely.

[smaych.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I liked the fingers in tea too. I was trying to think what Lister's reaction would be and it had to be done :) Lister is so sexy in his slobbiness sometimes.

[randysugardandy.livejournal.com]

shouldnt be erotic. shouldnt be erotic.

TEA WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!

i love the way u did rimmer. just so bloody rimmer,lister too; goshdarnit its just great characterisation...

[smaych.livejournal.com]

Thank you! That means the world, as I try sooo hard to get the characters right. Rimmer is the one that comes easiest to me, as I identify with him a lot more.

And I hope I haven't ruined tea for you! Tea is good, much better than beer ;)

[lady-draco.livejournal.com]

*wanders in*

It's been awhile since I wandered into a slasheh Red Dwarf (well, not since kahvi did a Flibble pr0n fic. Flibble porn should be requisite for all future fanfics. Those including teh Snape! CHALLENGE to anyone ... Flibble/Snape!!! *gets excited and giggles madly*) but I am wandering and I'm a-looking and I'm a-liking. Tea, never had much care for it really. Probably because I'm Aussie and would prefer to see Rimmer dip his fingers in a nice beer ... but the image is of the hawtness. Fingers in tea ...

:P

[smaych.livejournal.com]

Nah, Rimmer's not visceral enough to dip his fingers into beer. Also, I'm of the opinion that "nice beer" is an oxymoron :) Still, maybe Lister could sweet-talk him into it.

Thanks so much for the comments, I'm always nervous about my writing so I'm glad to see it's appreciated :)

P.S. Flibble/Snape??? LOL!

[lady-draco.livejournal.com]

You will not say naughty things about beer!!!!!!!!!

And I will stop with the over exaggerated exclamation points.

Do not fret for you writing. It is sound. :)

Flibble/Snape is hawt. *imagines it* Snape "accios" a sock and transfigures it into a Flibble, a faint memory of the time when he studied at a muggle university (er?). And then Flibble comes alive and starts to do naughty things to ... Snape's ... armpit. Or something.

[smaych.livejournal.com]

I like the smell of beer sometimes, does that count?

Snape is very sexy. Mr Flibble... err? Although, I guess anything to do with Rimsy is sexy.

[queen-fiend.livejournal.com]

I'm with Rimmer...tea is much better than beer!

Their characterization is just perfect, here. :)