Drabble: That Thing They Do - R/L - PG

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Title: That Thing They Do
Pairing: Rimmer/Lister
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I don't even own the fictional series IX and X of Red Dwarf. I make no money from this fannish venture.
Notes: smaych asked me to write a drabble. So I did. Drabbles are 100 words exactly. I don't hold with these new-fangled definitions. *shakes cane at young people today* Also, cats can totally close their ears.



They hide things. Idiots. Like I'd notice a stray sock, or porn left in the VCR, or that pointy, oblong thing I don't even want to know about sticking out from under a pillow. They don't get it! I'm not looking; I'm not listening - I don't want to know - but I'm a Cat.

I can close my ears and eyes; curl up into the safe, dark, tight places, but I can't close my nose. That thing they do; it's everywhere, stinking up the ship.

They hide things anyway, looking at me nervously while reeking of sex. Stupid monkeys.

Comments

[smaych.livejournal.com]

Yay for this :)

Stupid monkeys. - This is so what my cats think of me.

Love love love this!

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

I think a lot of cats think this. Thanks, lovely. :)

[debris_k.livejournal.com]

Perfectly Cat and his blunt feline ways. ♥

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Thank ye! :D

[hazeltea.livejournal.com]

loool oh, poor Cat XD

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

I find it so much easier to write him now that I have a cat. :)

[missflibble.livejournal.com]

I love the Cat! <3 very nice ickle drabble

[the-summoning-d.livejournal.com]

Very Cat. I love it <3

[queen-fiend.livejournal.com]

Haha! Great. Poor cat and his super senses. ;)

[veronica-rich.livejournal.com]

Oh, I KNOW that's what Frank and Sylvester think of everything I do. (But they don't smell like roses, either.) Cute drabble!

[larkworth.livejournal.com]

I just spent the past five minutes trying to come up with a reasonable solution to this dilemma. Maybe they could schedule it so their sexual encounters lined up with Cat's naps?

Lovely drabble! :D

[laurenthemself]

Hee, stupid monkeys. I like it!