Ficlet - Bongo. PG.

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

This is just a quick bit of silliness. It is based on a late-night conversation with lady_draco.
Spoilers for Dimension Jump.

Thank God for Spanners.

Comments

[lady-draco.livejournal.com]

They did lose the dandruff because twonk sneezed on it but if you were to write a story about Rimmer being recreated by dandruff then we'd presume that the Cat didn't sneeze on it ... It sounds like a bit of a Legion moment *imagines Rimmer with Cat teeth* ... Mmmm ... I quite like vampires.

Bunny, bunny, bunny - It's Easter! There should be millions running around.

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Ja, I'm thinking about Rimmer having Cat scrape it off the ground, and having it have some of Cat's DNA mixed in because of the sneeze.

[lady-draco.livejournal.com]

*does this weird point thing like a weird professor* Ahh haaa!!! There you go ...

So it'll be like this weirdo gang bang ...

Noice.