Red Dwarf Slash

I just tried it, and it's up - mebbe refresh?

*checks outbox* Ja, I sent lyrics back on the 31st - hmm, could you email me so I can reply? Maybe I got the addy wrong.

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kirke-novak.livejournal.com

Yup, works now.
Oh, that Ace, such ~~a slut~~ a popular boy. *veg* Y'know, that fic actually inspired me to write something. Hmmmmmmmmm.... *veg*

I sent you another email from a different address. Hope it will work this time.

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jargonelle.livejournal.com

Hee!

Oh I love Ace, and have always thought that test base would be an absolutely bizarre place to live - I think this just about proves it! Bongo's voice is hysterical! :) (Though possibly the star performance comes from the intercom.)

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What a guy!

Oh, that was heaps of fun. I love Bongo.

Thank God for Spanners.
Spaaaaaaannnnerrrrs! Yeeesh! Go, go, go! Aaah!

Sorry, I'm watching series II. It makes me unreasonably happy and excited. Heee!

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Yes, how could you not love Bongo? *loves Bongo*

And how could you not cheer for Spanners? He and Derek Custer and Daaf Licher - they're made of awesome.

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Mmmm... Threesome! :D

Sorry, sorry... I'm onto the commentaries now; watching the scene with Lister getting dressed in "Kryten"... Guh...

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A threesome of Listers? *brain explodes*

Kryten was the episode that made me realize that I love Red Dwarf. I liked it after I, but I loved it after Kryten. It holds a happy spot in my heart for that reason.

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Yeah, if you think about living on a base with Ace - what the hell? It would be a surreal good time! ;)

Oh, the intercom took over the fic. It's sulking in its trailer right now.

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You can never have enough Lister. Never! I'm trying to work out a way to write Lister/Lister.

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Nuttin' yet... *checks spam folder* Not misrouted there, either. roadstergal@gmail.com?

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Hell, you just came up with a way to write Lister/Lister/Lister!

And we never see the end of this scene:
"Three Listers! Splendid! Perhaps Lister here would like to go over to the fridge and open a bottle of wine for Lister and Lister! Rimmer here doesn't drink, because he's dead, but I wouldn't mind a glass!"

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*maniacal laughter*

Dear Christ... Come to think of it, Lister/Lister is canon, if you count Deb.

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Okay ... I have to stop giggling and smiling this morning. People are going to think I've gone peculiar. I just went out for a fag and I must have had a stupid smile on my face because some bloke stopped and said that I was looking rather chirpy. I presume he thought it was because it is Friday.

Anyway, lovely story. Tickled me greatly. *grins* Adding this to memories =)

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Oh, good point! Is there a fandom that indulges the fangirls as much as this one? I think not!

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Glad you liked it! Yes, I was laughing so hard during the conversation, I felt I had to do something with at least part of it...

The other part - that's going to have to come up in a fic someday, I think. But not today.

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Oh, and it's Thursday here. *growl*

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They loves us, they do! *siiighhh*

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The other part ... It's almost Gulliver's Travels. I was telling my brother a slightly censored version (we have the most bizarre conversations when we're drinking) and he spat all his beer on the table. *snort* Hee.

Wait - are you talking about the Dancing Ps?

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Always fun to be in the Southern Hemisphere ...

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Yes'm, I am. I dunno how it would fit in a fic, but it's going to come to me late some night.

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I'm sure it will ...

Maybe a drunken conversation between Rimmer and Lister ... "Oh, Rimmeh, I dreamt about you last night. You were dancin', man ... naked ..."

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I think a lot of booze would have to be involved. Or - hmm.

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Yeah ... I was still thinking about the Dancing P on the bus home - I still haven't worked out how it was holding the cane. It actually reminds me of my favourite Warner Bros cartoon - the one with the singing and dancing frog. *snort* Hello my baby, Hello my ... er, I forget the rest.

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Send me a kiss by wiiiiire.... baby, my heart's on fire! If you refuse me, honey, you'll lose me, and then you'll be left alone, oh baby, telephone, and tell me I'm your ooown!

Oh, hell, that jumped into insta-stuck-in-head when you mentioned it! ;)

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It popped into my head from the moment I thought of the toupee but I was so distracted about checking walls and getting arrested that I forgot to mention it.

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You know, I'm having almost as much fun trying to figure out what the hell you guys were talking about as I expect you had actually talking about it. ;)

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I just had a thought involving the episode DNA that makes an in-canon recasting of what we were talking about possible. Oh dear. It's a whole new spin on what the dandruff-Rimmer would be up to.

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I'm thinking of writing a story called "Leave it to Spanners".

Ahem.

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Oh, do it! When you finish the ones you're still on. *gah*

I'm still playing around with a rather nasty fic based on Last Human, a la Monster.

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Eeep. Last Human is a bitch, isn't it? The things it has made me imagine... (Yeah, still got some bunnies about it...)

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So many possibilities! So many loose ends! Evil Lister! The mysterious use of broccoli!

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Are we talking about what we were talking or are you talking about the Kryten conversation?

Oh Gawd ... I can just imagine Human!Kryten doing what we were talking about yesterday and the looks on the others faces ...

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Why not carrots?

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I'm thinking about dandruff!Rimmer and littlebittyrobocop!Lister.

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He'd be the right height, I suppose ... Are you talking about the tent?

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Yes'm. Logistically, it would work. Figuring out howinhell it would actually occur is another matter.

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It's almost Kryten's hand with the eyeball ...

Maybe that can make an appearance as well ... Oh gawd - bizarre thoughts are running through my head.

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This proto-fic is getting very, very strange.

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As it should. Strange fics are always the most fun to read and write *nod* ... I suppose there's gotta be a bit of Cat involved if everyone else is in it.

I still want to get around to writing a fic about Rimmer the Eunuch. One day, I shall. How'd your mate go with Alexander's Eunuch? Was there any visual demonstration?

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Yes, we must find a place for Cat.

Today was crrrrazy at work; I didn't get around to asking if she watched it. :p

Oooh, The Tale Of Rimmer the Eunuch. It has a ring to it.

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Cat ... Um, Cat can ... *digs into her bizarre brain* ... Cat can ... Damn. I don't know where Cat can come in ... Maybe when Rimmer's dandruff body is made, there can be a cock up because ... uh *digs* ... Cat touched the dandruff and *ponders* part of his DNA is infused into Rimmer ... so Rimmer recreated has Cat's teeth ...

*cough*

Or perhaps "Rimmer the Eunuch has no tail - or anything else for that matter"?

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Didn't they lose the dandruff because Cat sneezed? I'm liking this bunny.

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