Ficlet - Bongo. PG.

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

This is just a quick bit of silliness. It is based on a late-night conversation with lady_draco.
Spoilers for Dimension Jump.

Thank God for Spanners.

Comments

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Send me a kiss by wiiiiire.... baby, my heart's on fire! If you refuse me, honey, you'll lose me, and then you'll be left alone, oh baby, telephone, and tell me I'm your ooown!

Oh, hell, that jumped into insta-stuck-in-head when you mentioned it! ;)

[lady-draco.livejournal.com]

It popped into my head from the moment I thought of the toupee but I was so distracted about checking walls and getting arrested that I forgot to mention it.

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

You know, I'm having almost as much fun trying to figure out what the hell you guys were talking about as I expect you had actually talking about it. ;)

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

I just had a thought involving the episode DNA that makes an in-canon recasting of what we were talking about possible. Oh dear. It's a whole new spin on what the dandruff-Rimmer would be up to.

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking of writing a story called "Leave it to Spanners".

Ahem.

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Oh, do it! When you finish the ones you're still on. *gah*

I'm still playing around with a rather nasty fic based on Last Human, a la Monster.

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Eeep. Last Human is a bitch, isn't it? The things it has made me imagine... (Yeah, still got some bunnies about it...)

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

So many possibilities! So many loose ends! Evil Lister! The mysterious use of broccoli!

[lady-draco.livejournal.com]

Why not carrots?

[lady-draco.livejournal.com]

Are we talking about what we were talking or are you talking about the Kryten conversation?

Oh Gawd ... I can just imagine Human!Kryten doing what we were talking about yesterday and the looks on the others faces ...

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking about dandruff!Rimmer and littlebittyrobocop!Lister.

[lady-draco.livejournal.com]

He'd be the right height, I suppose ... Are you talking about the tent?

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Yes'm. Logistically, it would work. Figuring out howinhell it would actually occur is another matter.

[lady-draco.livejournal.com]

It's almost Kryten's hand with the eyeball ...

Maybe that can make an appearance as well ... Oh gawd - bizarre thoughts are running through my head.

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

This proto-fic is getting very, very strange.

[lady-draco.livejournal.com]

As it should. Strange fics are always the most fun to read and write *nod* ... I suppose there's gotta be a bit of Cat involved if everyone else is in it.

I still want to get around to writing a fic about Rimmer the Eunuch. One day, I shall. How'd your mate go with Alexander's Eunuch? Was there any visual demonstration?

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Yes, we must find a place for Cat.

Today was crrrrazy at work; I didn't get around to asking if she watched it. :p

Oooh, The Tale Of Rimmer the Eunuch. It has a ring to it.

[lady-draco.livejournal.com]

Cat ... Um, Cat can ... *digs into her bizarre brain* ... Cat can ... Damn. I don't know where Cat can come in ... Maybe when Rimmer's dandruff body is made, there can be a cock up because ... uh *digs* ... Cat touched the dandruff and *ponders* part of his DNA is infused into Rimmer ... so Rimmer recreated has Cat's teeth ...

*cough*

Or perhaps "Rimmer the Eunuch has no tail - or anything else for that matter"?

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Didn't they lose the dandruff because Cat sneezed? I'm liking this bunny.

[lady-draco.livejournal.com]

They did lose the dandruff because twonk sneezed on it but if you were to write a story about Rimmer being recreated by dandruff then we'd presume that the Cat didn't sneeze on it ... It sounds like a bit of a Legion moment *imagines Rimmer with Cat teeth* ... Mmmm ... I quite like vampires.

Bunny, bunny, bunny - It's Easter! There should be millions running around.

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Ja, I'm thinking about Rimmer having Cat scrape it off the ground, and having it have some of Cat's DNA mixed in because of the sneeze.

[lady-draco.livejournal.com]

*does this weird point thing like a weird professor* Ahh haaa!!! There you go ...

So it'll be like this weirdo gang bang ...

Noice.