Ficlet - Bongo. PG.

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

This is just a quick bit of silliness. It is based on a late-night conversation with lady_draco.
Spoilers for Dimension Jump.

Thank God for Spanners.

Comments

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

I just had a thought involving the episode DNA that makes an in-canon recasting of what we were talking about possible. Oh dear. It's a whole new spin on what the dandruff-Rimmer would be up to.

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking of writing a story called "Leave it to Spanners".

Ahem.

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Oh, do it! When you finish the ones you're still on. *gah*

I'm still playing around with a rather nasty fic based on Last Human, a la Monster.

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Eeep. Last Human is a bitch, isn't it? The things it has made me imagine... (Yeah, still got some bunnies about it...)

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

So many possibilities! So many loose ends! Evil Lister! The mysterious use of broccoli!

[lady-draco.livejournal.com]

Why not carrots?

[lady-draco.livejournal.com]

Are we talking about what we were talking or are you talking about the Kryten conversation?

Oh Gawd ... I can just imagine Human!Kryten doing what we were talking about yesterday and the looks on the others faces ...

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking about dandruff!Rimmer and littlebittyrobocop!Lister.

[lady-draco.livejournal.com]

He'd be the right height, I suppose ... Are you talking about the tent?

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Yes'm. Logistically, it would work. Figuring out howinhell it would actually occur is another matter.

[lady-draco.livejournal.com]

It's almost Kryten's hand with the eyeball ...

Maybe that can make an appearance as well ... Oh gawd - bizarre thoughts are running through my head.

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

This proto-fic is getting very, very strange.

[lady-draco.livejournal.com]

As it should. Strange fics are always the most fun to read and write *nod* ... I suppose there's gotta be a bit of Cat involved if everyone else is in it.

I still want to get around to writing a fic about Rimmer the Eunuch. One day, I shall. How'd your mate go with Alexander's Eunuch? Was there any visual demonstration?

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Yes, we must find a place for Cat.

Today was crrrrazy at work; I didn't get around to asking if she watched it. :p

Oooh, The Tale Of Rimmer the Eunuch. It has a ring to it.

[lady-draco.livejournal.com]

Cat ... Um, Cat can ... *digs into her bizarre brain* ... Cat can ... Damn. I don't know where Cat can come in ... Maybe when Rimmer's dandruff body is made, there can be a cock up because ... uh *digs* ... Cat touched the dandruff and *ponders* part of his DNA is infused into Rimmer ... so Rimmer recreated has Cat's teeth ...

*cough*

Or perhaps "Rimmer the Eunuch has no tail - or anything else for that matter"?

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Didn't they lose the dandruff because Cat sneezed? I'm liking this bunny.

[lady-draco.livejournal.com]

They did lose the dandruff because twonk sneezed on it but if you were to write a story about Rimmer being recreated by dandruff then we'd presume that the Cat didn't sneeze on it ... It sounds like a bit of a Legion moment *imagines Rimmer with Cat teeth* ... Mmmm ... I quite like vampires.

Bunny, bunny, bunny - It's Easter! There should be millions running around.

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Ja, I'm thinking about Rimmer having Cat scrape it off the ground, and having it have some of Cat's DNA mixed in because of the sneeze.

[lady-draco.livejournal.com]

*does this weird point thing like a weird professor* Ahh haaa!!! There you go ...

So it'll be like this weirdo gang bang ...

Noice.