Fic: Catcall - R/L - PG-13 - Pt. 1
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Authors:
roadstergal/
kahvi
Title: Catcall, Part 1
Pairing: Rimmer/Lister
Rating: PG-13 (for now)
Disclaimer: Neither of us own Red Dwarf, neither of us make money from it. But man alive do we have fun!
Notes: Because we couldn't not. The gestalt of
roadstergal/
kahvi is proud to present the first installment of this story, which completely took on a life of its own. Set just after Legion. Concrit makes us happy!
This wasn’t going well, Lister thought. He realized he might not have thought this through all that well.
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Title: Catcall, Part 1
Pairing: Rimmer/Lister
Rating: PG-13 (for now)
Disclaimer: Neither of us own Red Dwarf, neither of us make money from it. But man alive do we have fun!
Notes: Because we couldn't not. The gestalt of
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This wasn’t going well, Lister thought. He realized he might not have thought this through all that well.
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Date: 2006-04-19 09:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-19 10:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-19 11:02 pm (UTC)"Nice cliff hanger??" *starts punching the pad, hoping to get a set of worry balls*
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Date: 2006-04-19 11:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-19 11:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-19 10:52 pm (UTC)You know I love you two, right? :) Hee. That was so fun! Hee! You guys do Rimmer and Lister so well. Hmm ... yes. I giggled for pretty much most of it. Wheee!
Sorry - slightly incoherant today. Not sure why. Anyway, brilliant job, my dears. I am eagerly awaiting the next installment where there be the shagging! *squeal*
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Date: 2006-04-19 10:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-19 11:01 pm (UTC)I'll behave. I promise.
Aye, I am having fun reading and I know you guys are having a ball writing it. Hee!!
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Date: 2006-04-19 11:04 pm (UTC)He's a bit on edge right now. :)
Oooh... big sausage...
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Date: 2006-04-19 11:06 pm (UTC)See? Can't control 'em. ;)
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Date: 2006-04-19 11:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-20 01:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-20 05:19 am (UTC)Glad you enjoyed it so far; more to come!
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Date: 2006-04-20 09:07 am (UTC)Danke!
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Date: 2006-04-20 10:15 am (UTC)*gasp* This is the bestest story i've read yet! It was so...wonderful! Magnificent! Hilarious!
The cliff hanger made me go "OMG" and "*giggle*"
Please, PLEASE continue! *begs and sees Rimmer out of the corner of her eye and chases him* SHAG LISTER! NOOOOOW!
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Date: 2006-04-20 10:46 am (UTC)Thanks muchly for the praise; I wouldn't be surprised if you'd see the next installment pretty soon... *grins* And don't rush Rimmer, it doesn't help! Believe me; I've tried!
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Date: 2006-04-20 04:06 pm (UTC)Don't die! There's another part!
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Date: 2006-04-20 04:11 pm (UTC)Tsk, tsk, tsk....Naughty Listy. That wasn't very nice or very well thought through. Well, sometimes happy accident happen. *grins maniacly*
I seems the boys are taking over you two though. Are you sure you are still the ones in control?
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Date: 2006-04-20 04:30 pm (UTC);)
Very happy you liked it! :D
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Date: 2006-04-20 05:00 pm (UTC)Thanks! We just hope you had as much fun reading it as we did writing it. :)
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Date: 2006-04-21 04:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-21 11:56 am (UTC)A little late to the party...
Date: 2006-04-22 11:16 am (UTC)As always, the characterisation is wonderful and the premise is great. ;)
A couple of nitpicky things:
There's a 'loosing' instead of a 'losing' in Loosing his balance somewhat, he clung to the nearest thing at hand, which happened to be Rimmer.
And a 'the' instead of a 'they'? The didn’t, of course, but he had to do something to keep Rimmer from going into hysterics.
Now that's over with:
Rimmer stood, tapping his foot, waiting for a sentence to follow the ‘Well.’ A pause meandered up, shagged, sat there pregnant, delivered a little pause, and fled. - this and all its follow-ups, all the other tarty little pauses, this is genius!
“I'm just saying, I'd think kissing me'd be better than instant death, yeah? I'm not that repulsive, am I?” Lister couldn’t help the insecurity from seeping into his voice. He hated feeling like that, and with Rimmer! It was intolerable. But he just couldn’t help it. He was the king of chat up, the prince of charm, the fascist dictator of pulling, so long as he didn’t actually care about the people he was making a move on. And he did care about the smeghead. That was the trouble. It made him feel like he was a short, fat, ugly goit, and not the suave master of seduction he normally knew himself to be. Awww...
Man, he hadn’t seen one of them since he was a one of those short things that you had to be for a while until you got to be big and handsome. Kid. That was it. A kid. :) :) :)
The blighter really couldn’t see beyond his own penis, could he? God, he thought, paranoia flaring up irrationally; was it that large? *laughs out loud*
Now for part two!
Re: A little late to the party...
Date: 2006-04-22 04:51 pm (UTC)I think we got into a bit of a contest with the pregnant pauses; how silly can we make this? It was great -
Glad you liked it! :D
Re: A little late to the party...
Date: 2006-04-28 05:28 am (UTC)Ja, as Kahvi said, the pause thing just got out of hand - I wondered how on earth pauses got pregnant in the first place, and then she ran with it. ;)
The fascist dictator of pulling bit made me swallow something the wrong way when I read it. :) And
Thanks for the feedback!
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Date: 2006-04-28 05:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-01-30 04:02 am (UTC)You too are really good, I'm currently working my way through pretty much your entire backlog!
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Date: 2009-01-30 08:24 am (UTC)Give her an e-mail - listed on her site - if you've got further feedback; it'd be much appreciated! :D
(That site isn't up to date - we've written more stories than that. If you want further links, let me know which ones you've read, and I'll hook you up.)
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