[identity profile] kahvi.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] reddwarfslash
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] roadstergal/[livejournal.com profile] kahvi
Title: Catcall, Part 1
Pairing: Rimmer/Lister
Rating: PG-13 (for now)
Disclaimer: Neither of us own Red Dwarf, neither of us make money from it. But man alive do we have fun!
Notes: Because we couldn't not. The gestalt of [livejournal.com profile] roadstergal/[livejournal.com profile] kahvi is proud to present the first installment of this story, which completely took on a life of its own. Set just after Legion. Concrit makes us happy!

This wasn’t going well, Lister thought. He realized he might not have thought this through all that well.

Date: 2006-04-19 09:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beetle-breath.livejournal.com
You two work so well together. Nice cliff hanger, too.

Date: 2006-04-19 11:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] roadstergal.livejournal.com
Oh, boy, did they take on a life of their own in this one! ;) Thanks, it was fun to write.



"Nice cliff hanger??" *starts punching the pad, hoping to get a set of worry balls*

Date: 2006-04-19 11:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] roadstergal.livejournal.com
Hee! Poor Rimmer's just a little on edge at this point. ;)

Date: 2006-04-19 10:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-draco.livejournal.com
Waaaaaaahhhhhh! Where's the rest? *chases after you two with a big sausage* ;)

You know I love you two, right? :) Hee. That was so fun! Hee! You guys do Rimmer and Lister so well. Hmm ... yes. I giggled for pretty much most of it. Wheee!

Sorry - slightly incoherant today. Not sure why. Anyway, brilliant job, my dears. I am eagerly awaiting the next installment where there be the shagging! *squeal*

Date: 2006-04-19 11:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-draco.livejournal.com
*sits perched on the edge of her seat with a sweet smile on her face*

I'll behave. I promise.

Aye, I am having fun reading and I know you guys are having a ball writing it. Hee!!

Date: 2006-04-19 11:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] roadstergal.livejournal.com
"'There will be shagging'? Just wait a smegging minute, miladdo! I think I get a say in this, don't I?"

He's a bit on edge right now. :)

Oooh... big sausage...

Date: 2006-04-19 11:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] roadstergal.livejournal.com
*eyes Lister warily, fidgeting with knickers*

Date: 2006-04-20 01:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shivvlan.livejournal.com
Le~ awesome. Best fik i've read in this fandom so far and your writing styles flow beaifully. Looking forward to the next part. :D

Date: 2006-04-20 09:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] roadstergal.livejournal.com
*is flattered*

Danke!

Date: 2006-04-20 10:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pikapal101.livejournal.com
*is on the verge of death if she doesnt get to read the rest of the story*

*gasp* This is the bestest story i've read yet! It was so...wonderful! Magnificent! Hilarious!
The cliff hanger made me go "OMG" and "*giggle*"

Please, PLEASE continue! *begs and sees Rimmer out of the corner of her eye and chases him* SHAG LISTER! NOOOOOW!

Date: 2006-04-20 04:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] roadstergal.livejournal.com
Although I would love the boys even more if it did go over well...

Don't die! There's another part!

Date: 2006-04-20 04:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eviltigerlily.livejournal.com
OMG! That was fabulous! I giggled so much I scared Dave and Krissie (and my mum).

Tsk, tsk, tsk....Naughty Listy. That wasn't very nice or very well thought through. Well, sometimes happy accident happen. *grins maniacly*

I seems the boys are taking over you two though. Are you sure you are still the ones in control?

Date: 2006-04-20 05:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] roadstergal.livejournal.com
Are you sure these are my hips?

Thanks! We just hope you had as much fun reading it as we did writing it. :)

Date: 2006-04-21 04:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spacemonkeyluvn.livejournal.com
i finally had time to read the first part and brilliant as usual! you both have a real talent for writing our lovely boys ^_^

A little late to the party...

Date: 2006-04-22 11:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jargonelle.livejournal.com
Wahey! Aliens-make-them-do-it fic, in a typically bizarre Red Dwarf scenario. *hearts*

As always, the characterisation is wonderful and the premise is great. ;)

A couple of nitpicky things:
There's a 'loosing' instead of a 'losing' in Loosing his balance somewhat, he clung to the nearest thing at hand, which happened to be Rimmer.
And a 'the' instead of a 'they'? The didn’t, of course, but he had to do something to keep Rimmer from going into hysterics.

Now that's over with:
Rimmer stood, tapping his foot, waiting for a sentence to follow the ‘Well.’ A pause meandered up, shagged, sat there pregnant, delivered a little pause, and fled. - this and all its follow-ups, all the other tarty little pauses, this is genius!

“I'm just saying, I'd think kissing me'd be better than instant death, yeah? I'm not that repulsive, am I?” Lister couldn’t help the insecurity from seeping into his voice. He hated feeling like that, and with Rimmer! It was intolerable. But he just couldn’t help it. He was the king of chat up, the prince of charm, the fascist dictator of pulling, so long as he didn’t actually care about the people he was making a move on. And he did care about the smeghead. That was the trouble. It made him feel like he was a short, fat, ugly goit, and not the suave master of seduction he normally knew himself to be. Awww...

Man, he hadn’t seen one of them since he was a one of those short things that you had to be for a while until you got to be big and handsome. Kid. That was it. A kid. :) :) :)

The blighter really couldn’t see beyond his own penis, could he? God, he thought, paranoia flaring up irrationally; was it that large? *laughs out loud*

Now for part two!

Re: A little late to the party...

Date: 2006-04-28 05:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] roadstergal.livejournal.com
D'oh! Corrected. Thanks!

Ja, as Kahvi said, the pause thing just got out of hand - I wondered how on earth pauses got pregnant in the first place, and then she ran with it. ;)

The fascist dictator of pulling bit made me swallow something the wrong way when I read it. :) And [livejournal.com profile] kahvi did Cat for this one - just cracked me up.

Thanks for the feedback!

Date: 2006-04-28 05:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] roadstergal.livejournal.com
(And sorry I was so late to the reply to the party - I've grown to rely on email notifications too much!)

Date: 2009-01-30 04:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] keevacaereni.livejournal.com
Holy smeg this is awesome. Did you ever finish this? I can't find the next part, and it's to good to give up on!

You too are really good, I'm currently working my way through pretty much your entire backlog!

Date: 2009-01-30 02:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] keevacaereni.livejournal.com
Cheers!! I shall check that out. Also, I apologise for the spelling mistakes in my last comment - I can't write at four in the morning. :)

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