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[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Authors: kahvi/roadstergal
Title: Catcall, Part 2
Pairing: Rimmer/Lister
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Oh, if we only owned the characters. Or made any money off of them. But we don't.
Notes: The second installment of the story - if you have not yet read the first part, go do that before you read this part. Will Rimmer and Lister escape? Will they shag? Does Rimmer have the same underinflated notion of 'shag' as he does of 'snog?' Will he overcome his neuroses? Oh, never mind that last one - we know he won't. Set just after Legion. Concrit makes us happy!

Just ‘meeoaarrrouuaaaurgh.’

Comments

[beetle-breath.livejournal.com]

Nice balance of Rimmer's insecurity and pr0n. =D

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

To Rimmsecurity, add two large cups of hot porn. Allow to simmer.

Thank ye; glad you liked it! We sure did. :)

[katflace.livejournal.com]

pr0n curry? *ducks from reactions to bad joke*

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

It comes out slightly bittersweet, but filling. ;)

[katflace.livejournal.com]

Not pleasant to eat but worth making yourself get through, is it? =^u.u^=

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

What do you mean, "not pleasant to eat"?

Gah... GAH! Sorry; I'll stop. :p

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

I was just about to weigh in on that one. ;) I'll have yours, if you don't want it...

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

I didn't say that. Although I am allergic to shellfish. Still...

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Rimmer does tend to be rather shellfish, true.

[katflace.livejournal.com]

oh dear what did i start.

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Something wonderful! :D

[katflace.livejournal.com]

I think that rather depends on your definition of "wonderful"...

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

It was a fluke; after all, we're silly gills.

Ah, food and RD. My favorite part of Can't Smeg Won't Smeg is when AH says something about adding a little sweetness (in the form of chutney), and gives his "We like a bit of that, don't we?" - we hear Chris (no way was it Rimmer!) say, "Oh, yes, we do!" :p

[katflace.livejournal.com]

What, you want to try eating your monitor? =^u.u^=