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[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Authors: kahvi/roadstergal
Title: Catcall, Part 2
Pairing: Rimmer/Lister
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Oh, if we only owned the characters. Or made any money off of them. But we don't.
Notes: The second installment of the story - if you have not yet read the first part, go do that before you read this part. Will Rimmer and Lister escape? Will they shag? Does Rimmer have the same underinflated notion of 'shag' as he does of 'snog?' Will he overcome his neuroses? Oh, never mind that last one - we know he won't. Set just after Legion. Concrit makes us happy!

Just ‘meeoaarrrouuaaaurgh.’

Comments

[kirke-novak.livejournal.com]

And my vow to stay away from slash today, went down the drain ^^;

Marvelous job, gals! You two are like Thelma & Luise, Cagney & Lacey, Pinky & The Brain :D

The sequence with the opening door made me roflol and the sex scene was just HAWT! and tender and perfect :D

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Well, we ARE trying to take over the world... ;)

Happy to hear you enjoyed it; we did too!

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Yeah, my 'stay away from slash' resolutions rarely last as long as it takes to say it aloud. :p

I didn't know what was going on at the time, either, so it made me laugh, too! :D

[beetle-breath.livejournal.com]

Nice balance of Rimmer's insecurity and pr0n. =D

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

To Rimmsecurity, add two large cups of hot porn. Allow to simmer.

Thank ye; glad you liked it! We sure did. :)

[katflace.livejournal.com]

pr0n curry? *ducks from reactions to bad joke*

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

It comes out slightly bittersweet, but filling. ;)

[katflace.livejournal.com]

Not pleasant to eat but worth making yourself get through, is it? =^u.u^=

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

What do you mean, "not pleasant to eat"?

Gah... GAH! Sorry; I'll stop. :p

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

I was just about to weigh in on that one. ;) I'll have yours, if you don't want it...

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

I didn't say that. Although I am allergic to shellfish. Still...

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Rimmer does tend to be rather shellfish, true.

[katflace.livejournal.com]

oh dear what did i start.

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Something wonderful! :D

[katflace.livejournal.com]

I think that rather depends on your definition of "wonderful"...

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

It was a fluke; after all, we're silly gills.

Ah, food and RD. My favorite part of Can't Smeg Won't Smeg is when AH says something about adding a little sweetness (in the form of chutney), and gives his "We like a bit of that, don't we?" - we hear Chris (no way was it Rimmer!) say, "Oh, yes, we do!" :p

[katflace.livejournal.com]

What, you want to try eating your monitor? =^u.u^=

[katflace.livejournal.com]

Rimmer looked at Lister with pleading eyes. Don't make me decide something that important, they said. I'm Rimmer, for smeg's sake.

aww, that's just so very Rimmer. Can't even trust himself to make the right decisions about his own life. That's one of the moments that make you want to hug him... let's hope he doesn't do anything to turn that into the urge to strangle him anytime soon =^u.u^=

[katflace.livejournal.com]

... and in case that didn't make it clear, I like.

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Oh, he always does things that make you want to strangle him... but he usually manages to do it in such a way that you want to hug him at the same time, which is an interesting exercise in contortion. ;)

Glad you liked! *whee*

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

That's roadstergals's line; isn't it grand? I/Lister was all annoyed at him for being - well - Rimmer, and then this line just made our hearts melt. :)

Glad you liked it!

[katflace.livejournal.com]

ah, the joy of having characters in your head... =^n.n^=

[lady-draco.livejournal.com]

*Grins*

Wonderful, darlinks! Wonderful. Found the whole libido smacking hilarious! The sex was hawt!!! =) Rimmer & Lister were perfect ... ahhhh!

Well done you two!

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Yay, that was my bit! :) Glad you liked it! :D

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Yes, I giggled every time I got a revision back! Glad you liked it, mate!

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Yeah; it was like getting a Christmas present every time I got a new version; "what did she put in!!?"

[shivvlan.livejournal.com]

Very cool. Loved this half as much as the other half and the writing is still awesome. Liked how you want into the charactors 'voice' quite convincingly and made something that technically might have been a pwp into something that became a story (with pwp aspects =P).

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Thank ye! I like a bit of PWP, but mostly I like my porn with plot, so that's what I try to write.

We like to think of it as "Marooned", but with sex!

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Amen to that! I like the porn to flow from the characters, rather than having the characters as an excuse for porn.

Hmm, that first bit came out to be a little more provocative than I intended.

[spacemonkeyluvn.livejournal.com]

XD loved it! still smiling and giggling too much to say anything coherent other than BRILLIANT! ♥ ♥ ♥

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Awww, thanks! Glad you liked it!

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Do you feel like this? *points to icon* I do! Have ever since we finished it. :)

Glad you liked it!

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

I've been feeling a little like this (http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e204/holodonkeh/Series%20V%20Extras/extra6.jpg).

[pikapal101.livejournal.com]

Oh my godness! Thank you guys so much! I loved this sooooo! ^_^
Hahaha, Libido smacking. Funny. :P
Loved it to death, thanks very much. Made my weekend. *boogies*

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Yay, we made someone's weekend! :D
Thanks for reading and feeding back. :)

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Aww, thanks! :D Glad you liked!

[jargonelle.livejournal.com]

One comment: Too many 'n's in abandoned, I think. Somewhere in an abandonned Cat city, on a planetoid the universe had sensibly forgotten about, two men stood, very still, in a very small house that was called a Room.

Now:

Rimmer sighed and put his kit below ‘trapped in a dark room’ and ‘painful shoulder’ on his list of things to worry about. - hee!

There were no theme parks on Io – no room for such frivolity on an outpost moon – so Rimmer had only been to one, on Mimas, as an adult. He had bought a ticket to a rollercoaster, and the whole time that it had slowly ratcheted upwards, he had an ice-cold feeling in the pit of his stomach, not sure if he would be able to take it. An oddly similar cold feeling was growing in him at this moment. Awww....

"Yeah. Best get our kit on then, hadn't we?" He didn’t feel like himself. He felt like a bad photocopy of himself that someone had crumpled up and thrown in a bin somewhere. Yeah, he was an optimist, but he needed something to go on. Some sign that Rimmer was with him in this. He felt suddenly very alone. That's sad, yet lovely.

The vibrations in the door stopped, and for a moment, all was quiet. Almost as an anti-climax, the door opened... inwards. - Hee!

Of course I could quote much more of this, but I don't think I need to since you guys were the ones who wrote it!

It was great fun, and seriously touching at times. Yay!

And the sex... well... needs no comment. *grins*

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

D'oh! Fixed.

Ja, that photocopy bit just made me... sad, but touched, when it came back.

Glad you liked it! Thanks for the feedback!

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Whoops - that was one of mine! Written in too much of a hurry. Thanks for pointing it out!

Lister got into a weird mood. I think it was all a little too much to process for them both. Poor things. I loved the rollercoaster analogy - partly because I've never been on one myself. I'm too scared; hence I could relate. (Wait; does that mean I'm more of a coward than Rimmer??)

Glad you enjoyed it! :D