Fiction: Standards. Rimmer/Lister
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Title: Standards.
Authors:
kahvi and
roadstergal.
Pairing: Rimmer/Lister.
Rating: PG (for this first part).
Disclaimer: Unfortunately, we neither own the characters nor look to make any money from this. Grant/Naylor does both.
Spoilers: Thanks For The Memory, Marooned, Bodyswap, Quarantine, Terrorform, Legion, Emohawk.
Notes: Takes place between Tikka To Ride and Stoke Me A Clipper.
Yes, another gestalt fic. We shamelessly took over Holodonkeh's LJ for a bit of cyberporn, and then realized it would become a fic if we, well, added a plot. Since this takes place in VII, we got to use jealousbitch!Kryten. This is Part 1.
It seemed to irritate Kryten to have him sharing a room with Lister again, though, and that was worth an uncomfortable silence every now and then.
Authors:
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Pairing: Rimmer/Lister.
Rating: PG (for this first part).
Disclaimer: Unfortunately, we neither own the characters nor look to make any money from this. Grant/Naylor does both.
Spoilers: Thanks For The Memory, Marooned, Bodyswap, Quarantine, Terrorform, Legion, Emohawk.
Notes: Takes place between Tikka To Ride and Stoke Me A Clipper.
Yes, another gestalt fic. We shamelessly took over Holodonkeh's LJ for a bit of cyberporn, and then realized it would become a fic if we, well, added a plot. Since this takes place in VII, we got to use jealousbitch!Kryten. This is Part 1.
It seemed to irritate Kryten to have him sharing a room with Lister again, though, and that was worth an uncomfortable silence every now and then.
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Date: 2006-04-27 09:39 pm (UTC)A party of two means half the chance of getting unexpectedly shot. - Hee!
"Rimmer, I'm not a smegging magpie!" :)
Kryten did not look in the least bit happy with this arrangement. "Sir, are you sure that's a good idea?" He eyed Rimmer, his Visual Expression Emulator in Suspicion Mode. - :D
"Lister, that sign is the universal symbol for 'biohazard.' It is not the universal symbol for 'tasty and delightful things within.'" - The 'within' on the end just makes that line. Wonderful.
Lister crossed his arms as best he could in the bulky suit, waiting for Rimmer's hopefully amusing reaction. - oh, you so would, wouldn't you? Brilliant.
I look forward to the next part!
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Date: 2006-04-27 09:55 pm (UTC)But yes, it's hard to talk with Kahvi and not get a fic out of it! ;)
The lab scene is the one that's probably had the most re-writing of any scene we've done together, so I'm glad you like it!
Oh, the next part is the good bit. Well, I think. Thanks for the comments!
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Date: 2006-04-27 10:04 pm (UTC)Oh, the next part is the good bit. Well, I think. - I'll take your word at that and have high expectations then! :)
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Date: 2006-04-27 10:22 pm (UTC)pornstory. If only we could use our powers for good, and not just awesome... ;)The magpie line was a late addition of mine; glad to see it was enjoyed!
And I love the "tasty and delightful things within" line too; made me giggle.
Next part will be up tomorrow, come rain or shine! :D
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Date: 2006-04-27 10:05 pm (UTC)Loved the bickering, loved the Rimmer cowardice, loved the Lister "Oooh! Fun!", got a little irritated by the Kryten jealousy (which I presume was the point) - all up, love, love, love. Hehe.
Love your work, guys. Love it! Hee. Well done, dearies.
There's a lot of love in this comment. *grins*
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Date: 2006-04-27 10:24 pm (UTC)*feels the love*
Next up is the poooorrrnnn... ;D
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Date: 2006-04-27 10:26 pm (UTC)Wahey! Porn!!! *eyes light up* First thing tomorrow, eh? (Well for me anyway) ... What a wonderful wake up call.
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Date: 2006-04-27 11:33 pm (UTC)You're going to end up hijacking your own post now.
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Date: 2006-04-27 11:54 pm (UTC)"That's what you always say, man. Don't make it any more right."
*eyes hands*
"And ye can stop that, I'm not going to run away with yer trouser tent." *winks*
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Date: 2006-04-28 12:05 am (UTC)*dies laughing*
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Date: 2006-04-28 07:13 pm (UTC)*backs slowly away*
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Date: 2006-04-27 11:49 pm (UTC)Thanks!
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