Fiction: Appliance. PG.

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

This is one of those fics that just happened.

It was one of the many, many annoying things about being a hologram.

As always, concrit welcome.

Comments

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

My Gods woman, how fast do you write? Actually, I know how fast. ;) And not that I mind; quite the opposite!

Hammond Organs And You
Hammond!

Nobody else whacked the floor like a pregnant mammoth with every step.
My Gods, he walks like me... o_O

Lister plopped down in a chair next to Rimmer. "We're going exploring! It has an S3 atmosphere, so Cat and I can breathe."

"Pity," Rimmer muttered.
*snigger*

they were monogrammed with the wrong initials, but they were a gift from his mum, after all
Oh Arn... *hugs him*

(...)imagining what he could do with a Hoover and a feather duster.

Yay Krytes! :D

Love the "this is mine" bit.

Lister followed as quickly as his short legs would take him.
Short? Short?? Aaah! Those legs! LEGS! Magnificent legs! Beautiful, strong, well-shaped perfect, perfect legs! *ahem* I'm fine now. ;)

"Why do yeh always have to be so smegging negative, man?" Lister asked.
LMAO - That's my Dave!

Wonderful angry!Lister scene; and everything leading up to the ending. Gave me some ideas, as always. :p

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

I can procrastinate with the best of them!

Yeah, that's the kind of thing his mum would do. :p

Well, of course they're lovely! Aren't short things lovely? *looks at things that are under five feet high, i.e. at eye level*

Aww, thanks! I love it when you get ideas, because fics follow. *gets the popcorn*

Thanks for the comments!

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Ah, very good point; I need to stop with the tall=good. It comes from the fact that I live in a place where people are quite tall generally (making my 5'6 average). I have a collection of platform boots and high heels, and I generally only like men taller than 6 feet. With probably just one exception (http://www.reddwarf.co.uk/deck06/images/image_bank/8-7l.jpg)... (That chart is beyond handy. And it's metric!)

Short = also good. Yes yes.

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Indeedy! ;) I have a heck of a time finding motorbikes that fit...

Yeesh, I would not come up to Chris's chin!

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

It looks like Chris and Danny are having their packages booked.