Ficlet: Blackmail. PG. R/K.

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Erm, sorry. This is a late-night, very short crackfic. It's based on this haiku by zekkass. Concrit always welcome, if there can be such a thing for this fic besides 'burn it.'
Gapfiller for Out Of Time. A bit of non-con.

Every minute spent in such close quarters with the mechanoid was one minute too long.

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[shivvlan.livejournal.com]

Oh God, that was horrorfying. T_T
I think that's the most disturbing thing I've ever read, over an above a Snape/Buckbeak story a friend of mine once tricked me into partially reading.

I shall ahve nightmares.

Exellent writing though; nice descriptions.
Jelly lips. Ew *dighs*

[lady-draco.livejournal.com]

I believe I've read that Snape/Buckbeak story. Was it the one where Snape couldn't leave until he'd had a bonk with Buckbeak? That was rather strange.

[shivvlan.livejournal.com]

There was Sirius having giant, disturbing group sex with an entire platoon of Hell's Angel's and Snape taking him medicine for it and getting into an awkward situation with buckbeak.

*shudders* The same friend tricked me into reading a Saurmon/Treebeard story once too. She says it's cause she didn't like slash before she knew me and it's her way of getting revenge for apprantly corrupting her. =\

[lady-draco.livejournal.com]

Ah, no. The one I read was a Snape/Buckbeak one where Snape wasn't able to leave some sort of cave unless he had sex with Buckbeak. It was rather raunchy ... and disturbing. Probably because Snape was getting off on it :S

Hahah. Oh dear. Saurmon/Treebeard? Ye Gods. That's one odd pairing. Hmm ... That'd be interesting. Finding out what the oddest pairing around would be. At the moment, the Giant Squid and Hagrid top my list.

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Ach! No nightmares!

Babeland (http://www.babeland.com), the best sex toy shop evah (local women-owned shop), educated me about jelly-rubber (http://www.babeland.com/shoppingadvice/sextoymaterials#rubber). I find it vaguely disturbing as a sex-toy material, and I figger it's the kind of stuff you'd make artificial lips that are just not convincing out of. :p

Thanks for the feedback, and sorry for the nightmares! :(

[shivvlan.livejournal.com]

NO worries! I have just woken up and no nightmares!
...exactly. NO Kryten at least. I bizzarely dreamed that Rimmer and Kochanski were sword fighting, like in the Princess bride, across the starbug--with feather dusters.
-_-; I blame the head cold.

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a RD script to me..