Ficlet: Blackmail. PG. R/K.

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Erm, sorry. This is a late-night, very short crackfic. It's based on this haiku by zekkass. Concrit always welcome, if there can be such a thing for this fic besides 'burn it.'
Gapfiller for Out Of Time. A bit of non-con.

Every minute spent in such close quarters with the mechanoid was one minute too long.

Comments

[lady-draco.livejournal.com]

I believe I've read that Snape/Buckbeak story. Was it the one where Snape couldn't leave until he'd had a bonk with Buckbeak? That was rather strange.

[shivvlan.livejournal.com]

There was Sirius having giant, disturbing group sex with an entire platoon of Hell's Angel's and Snape taking him medicine for it and getting into an awkward situation with buckbeak.

*shudders* The same friend tricked me into reading a Saurmon/Treebeard story once too. She says it's cause she didn't like slash before she knew me and it's her way of getting revenge for apprantly corrupting her. =\

[lady-draco.livejournal.com]

Ah, no. The one I read was a Snape/Buckbeak one where Snape wasn't able to leave some sort of cave unless he had sex with Buckbeak. It was rather raunchy ... and disturbing. Probably because Snape was getting off on it :S

Hahah. Oh dear. Saurmon/Treebeard? Ye Gods. That's one odd pairing. Hmm ... That'd be interesting. Finding out what the oddest pairing around would be. At the moment, the Giant Squid and Hagrid top my list.