Red Dwarf Slash

*waves at everybody*

I've been lurking for a while, enjoying all the lovely stories you've all been posting (I've been a bit of a Rimmer/Lister slasher since I knew there was slash to read!) and trying to summon up the courage to post this one...

Firstly, it wasn't my idea. I did the Ficlet Meme a while back (still haven't finished it, actually), and one of my friends decided to break my brain by requesting a Red Dwarf/Harry Potter crossover. Specifically, Cat/Hagrid slash...

Yes. This friend of mine is insane. But I like a challenge. So I had a go.

It is my belief, incidentally (and I'm sure that many of you will disagree, which is fine!) that the Cat can spell just fine in the Cat scent-language we learn about in Season 1, but that he's probably not quite so good when it comes to English penmanship. Hence, erm, what happened here. ;-)

Obviously, I don't own any of this. I'd rate the story PG-13 for its implications.

( Ten Things I Dont Like Abot Haggrid, by the Cat )